Happy Birthday To Shep

[Seris Bjartevarin]

Happy birthday, Shep! *bakes french vanilla cake and ices it with chocolate frosting* *bakes shortbread cookies, too, for good measure* Now.. happy birthday! *blows noisemaker*

Now, everybody sing along!

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Shep
Happy birthday to you
And many more

Happy 7,948th, or whatever it was. Close enough for government work. (Oh, yeah, you did know I'm Prue from HA, too, right?) Anyway.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *throws streamers at Shep and Alf*

Haha, Alf; I beat you to it.

EDIT, 2 seconds later: Hey, I just realized something -- this is my fiftieth post! Yay!

[??? (To be decided)]

Happy Birthday Shep!!!!!

For he's a jolly good fellow,
Happy Birthday to you!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Shep Saurhiliel]

AHHHHHHH *runs away as the vampire streamers chase me*
why did your put chocolate on my cake *cries*

[Seris Bjartevarin]

*rotfl* Vampire streamers? Come on.. I only have vampire throwing daggers, you know that. ;D

Because I like chocolate. Anyway.. have a shortbread cookie! They're not chocolate, and they're delicious. *bakes another cake and puts french vanilla icing on this one* There you go! And it's still your birthday for another 15 mins, so you can't complain that you didn't get a good cake on your birthday.

*throws more streamers around randomly*

[Shep Saurhiliel]

*pokes shortbread cookie before turning towards the new cake and eating it in one bite*

can I have another?

[Seris Bjartevarin]

... Oi, thanks for saving me some. It's nice to know you care.

*bakes a dozen more cakes* Sheesh, you're gonna kill my oven. But, hey, it's still your birthday in Illinois for another fifty minutes, so... *offers ten french vanilla-iced cakes* *eats one cake and gives one to Alf* Quick, eat it before he finishes his others!

*munches on shortbread cookie in the meantime*

[Shep Saurhiliel]

*Eats all the cakes in two bites before taking alf's and eating his too*

yum, that was good even though it isn't my birthday anymore

[Seris Bjartevarin]

SHEP! *sighs* Aiya.. Oh, well; it's sorta Alf's fault, though, 'cause he didn't eat it when
I told him to. No, never mind; it's all Light's fault. It's okay if you don't get that.. it's mine and Reneey's joke. But I still can't help using it with other people. XD

Ohh, it'll be okay. Your birthday only lasts for so long, after all. Now you can start looking forward to near year!

[Shep Saurhiliel]

Next Year!?!?!?!?! Why would I want to wait until next year when I can just have another m,ade up birthday every day! *evil grin and meniachal laughing* muwahahahahahahahahahah



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[Seris Bjartevarin]

*rotfl* Hm... yeah.. change your birthday every day so that it's always your birthday! At least, so that the people on boards think that it is. Except for those of us who know better.

Hey, you can at least try it. Unless you're like me, and want to join the Procrastinator's Club. You can be Vice President!!!

[Shep Saurhiliel]

YAY and ya your right I could but I'm too lazy to and as my first order of buisness as Vice President I hereby name every day my birthday!

[Seris Bjartevarin]

XD Oi, I think that might be considered abuse of position.. you can get demoted for that. But, guess what? I'm too lazy to demote you, so I'll just do it tomorrow.. maybe. If I feel like it. It all depends.

*loves being President of the Procrastinator's Club* Wait, we still need a treasurer, and a secretary..

ALF! Do you like to procrastinate?

[Shep Saurhiliel]

lol I nominate my self as the secretary but I'll write down everything we say when I feel like it, which will be never. . .

[Seris Bjartevarin]

*rotfl* Exactly! Just the kind of secretary that we need! So, you're hired. You start the thirty-fourth of Octember, and your pay is thirty shurikens per week.

So, we still need a treasurer. ALF! Oi.. I think he's abandoned this thread... *insert sad face here because I'm too lazy to make it*